Che, ¡pelada!

Britney Pelada

Canciones Locas

Perros de la Calle es un programa conducido por Andy Kusnetzoff en la Metro 95.1. Entre todas las secciones que tiene, una de las más grandes de la historia, fue la de “Canciones Locas”. En la cual se le trataba de encontrar algún mensaje secreto en castellano a las canciones en otro idioma. Quienes lo conozcan sabrán que era espectacular, quienes no lo conozcan, hagan el favor de ver los siguientes videos que son espectaculares. Lástima que figure MediosRegistrados, pero así son ellos.

Ayuda

Necesito ayuda de un alma caritativa. Vean este muy buen video sobre un WaterDance en el Bellagio, famoso hotel y casino de Las Vegas (quizás lo conozcan porque Brad Pitt y George Clooney trataron, con éxito, de robarlo).

Y esta es la parte en que necesito su ayuda: ¿De quién es y cómo se llama la canción que se escucha durante el show? Apreciaré cualquier dato que me puedan dar (déjenlo en los comentarios).

Muchas gracias. Ahora sí, without any further ado, aquí lo tienen: ¡Agua!

I Started A Blog…

Acá les paso una canción del grupo The Sprites. Abajo la letra.

Lyrics:
I started a blog which nobody read,
When I went to work I blogged there instead.
I started a blog which nobody viewed, it might be in cash but topics include….
● George Bush is an evil moron
● What’s the story with revolving doors.
● I’m in love with a girl who doesn’t know I exist.
● Nobody hates preppies any more.

I started a blog, but nobody came,
No issues were raised, no comments were made.
I started a blog which nobody read,
I’ll admit that it wasn’t that great. But if you must know here is what is said…
● 100 of my favourite albums.
● 200 people I can’t take.
● 400 movies I would like to recommend.
● 10 celebrities, four of whom I might assassinate.

I started a blog, I sent you the link,
I wanted the world and you to know what I think.

I started a blog but when I read yours it made me forget what I had started mine for.

The Internet is For Porn

¿Para qué se utiliza realmente internet?

Imagen de previsualización de YouTube
Letra
Kate: Finally! I get to teach a whole lesson all by myself! And I’m gonna teach something relevant, something modern – the Internet!
Kate: The internet is really, really great
Trekkie: For porn
Kate: I got a fast connection so I don’t have to wait
Trekkie: For porn
Kate: There’s always some new site
Trekkie: For porn
Kate: I browse all day and night
Trekkie: For porn
Kate: It’s like I’m surfing at the speed of light
Trekkie: For porn
Kate: Trekkie!
Trekkie: The internet is for porn
Kate: Trekkie…
Trekkie: The internet is for porn
Kate: What are you doing?
Trekkie: Why you think the net was born? Porn, porn, porn
Kate: Trekkie
Trekkie: Hello Kate Monster
Kate: You are ruining my song
Trekkie: Oh me sorry, me no mean to
Kate: Well, you wouldn’t mind being quiet please for a minute so I can finish?
Trekkie: Okie dokie
Kate: Good!
Kate: I’m glad we have this new technology
Trekkie: For porn
Kate: Which gives us untold opportunity
Trekkie: For porn …Oops sorry
Kate: From your own desktop
Trekkie: For-
Kate: You can research, browse and shop
Trekkie:
Kate: Until you’ve had enough and you’re ready to stop
Trekkie: For porn
Kate: Trekkie!
Trekkie: The internet is for porn
Kate: No
Trekkie: The internet is for porn
Kate: Trekkie
Trekkie: Me up all night honking me horn to porn, porn, porn
Kate: That’s gross! You’re a pervert
Trekkie: Ah, sticks and stones, Kate Monster
Kate: No really, you’re a pervert. Normal people don’t sit at home and look at porn on the internet
Trekkie: Oh?
Kate: What?
Trekkie: You have no idea! Ready, normal people?
Rod: Ready!
Brian: Ready!
Gary: Ready!
Guys: The internet is for porn
Rod: Sorry Kate
Guys: The internet is for porn
Rod: I masturbate
Trekkie: All these guys unzip their flies for
Guys: Porn, porn, porn
Kate: The internet is not for porn!
Guys: Porn, porn-
Kate: Hold on a second!
Trekkie: Why?
Kate: Now I happen know for a fact that you, Rod, check you portfolio and trade stocks online
Rod: That’s correct
Kate: And Brian, you buy things on Amazon.com
Brian: Sure
Kate: And Gary, you keep selling your possessions on eBay
Gary: Yes I do!
Kate: And Princeton, you sent me that sweet online birthday card
Princeton: True
Trekkie: Oh, but Kate, what you think he do after? Hmm?
Princeton: Yeah…
Kate: Eeewww!
Guys: The internet is for porn
Kate: Gross!
Guys: The internet is for porn
Kate: I hate porn
Trekkie: Grab your dick and doubleclick for
Guys: Porn, porn, porn
Kate: I hate you men
Guys: Porn,
Kate: Im leaving!
Guys: Porn,
Kate: I hate the internet
Guys: The internet is for, the internet is for, THE INTERNET IS FOR PORN!

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